"The Emperor does not share your optomistic appraisal of the the crotch."
"Who are you?"
"Someone who loves crotch." --Han & Leia share a moment
"In his crotch, you will learn a new definition of pain and suffering..." --C-3P0
"Your overconfidence is your weakness." --Luke
"Your faith in your crotch is yours." --Palpatine
"Your crotch has made you powerful."
"Your crotch betrays you. Your feelings for them are strong." --Darth Vader
"Han... can you reach my crotch?" --Luke, trying out his new pick-up line
"Your feeble crotch is no match for the power of the Dark Side!" --Palpy
"Now witness the power of a fully armed and operational crotch!" --Palpy
"They must have heard about my little crotch at the Battle of Taanab." --Lando "Size Doesn't Matter... Does It?" Calrissian