The Wretched Hive contains adult content and adult humor. Children should not look at this stuff... seriously. If you do, we could both get in trouble-- me with my ISP, you with your parents-- and I don't think anyone wants that. If you are a kid and you still want to check out some Star Wars pages, here are a few that I think you'll find more enjoyable and suitable than this one:

• starwars.com-- The official site
• Rebel Friends (a Star Wars page just for kids)
• Yahooligans! Star Wars category

Thank you for respecting this policy-- remember, it's here to protect you just as much as it is to protect me.