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pepe: une tragedie
or, non, je ne voudrais pas couchez avec tu cet soir!

waitressing: it sucks ass
or, can i take your order, you psychotic redneck pig?

fat chance!
or, bulimia is kewwwwl!

reading is fundamental
or, sara's book club

i was a teenage telemarketer
or, why the hell should i be a waitress?

the sara menace
or, bring on the sith!

the worst goddamn movie ever made: a totally impartial review
or, bring me the pin head of kristin scott thomas!

albums you should get
the sara guide to music the way it should be

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