.old rants.

these are rants, stories, etc. that i like, but that are so old and outdated i don't think they really belong on the main part of my page. i've been running this website, in various forms (anyone remember the days of sara's swingin' cyberpad?) for three years, and i've written a lot-- these are only the things that i still consider good, despite their youthful lameness. two of these were never published in any form on this page... now all you sara fanatics have something new to get all tingly about!

they're old... but the peevishness is still pipin' fresh!