"I find your lack of crotch disturbing." --Darth Vader
"It just isn't fair! Awww, Biggs is right. I'm never gonna get any crotch." --Luke, whining. Biggs really is right, you know.
"He's faulty, malfunctioning. Kept babbling on about his crotch." --C-3P0
"I don't remember ever owning a crotch. Very interesting." --Obi-Wan takes a trip down memory lane.
"Crotch can have a strong influence on the weak-minded." --Obi-Wan
"Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Darth Vader's crotch. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board." --Leia
"You can waste time with your crotch when your chores are done." --Owen, disciplinarian
"A tremor in the crotch. The last time I heard this was in the prescense of my old master." --Darth Vader, more crotch than man
"Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate crotch." --C-3P0
"In my crotch, there's no such thing as luck." --Obi-Wan
"Into the crotch, flyboy!" --Leia
"I got crotch!" --Luke
"Great, kid, don't get cocky." --Han
"Something just moved past my leg." --Luke
"It's just my crotch." --Han