"I find your lack of crotch disturbing." --Darth Vader

"It just isn't fair! Awww, Biggs is right. I'm never gonna get any crotch." --Luke, whining. Biggs really is right, you know.

"He's faulty, malfunctioning. Kept babbling on about his crotch." --C-3P0

"I don't remember ever owning a crotch. Very interesting." --Obi-Wan takes a trip down memory lane.

"Crotch can have a strong influence on the weak-minded." --Obi-Wan

"Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Darth Vader's crotch. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board." --Leia

"You can waste time with your crotch when your chores are done." --Owen, disciplinarian

"A tremor in the crotch. The last time I heard this was in the prescense of my old master." --Darth Vader, more crotch than man

"Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate crotch." --C-3P0

"In my crotch, there's no such thing as luck." --Obi-Wan

"Into the crotch, flyboy!" --Leia

"I got crotch!" --Luke
"Great, kid, don't get cocky." --Han

"Something just moved past my leg." --Luke
"It's just my crotch." --Han