.likes/dislikes.

likes

• music: nick cave and the bad seeds, einsturzende neubauten, tori amos, joy division, afghan whigs, bauhaus, beautiful south, belle & sebastian, the church, the cure, depeche mode, emf, galaxie 500, mazzy star, new order, the sisters of mercy, violent femmes, heather nova, mozart, culture club
• movies: the whole star wars series, wuthering heights, the rocky horror picture show, the merry widow, pandora's box, flesh and the devil, some like it hot, sophie's choice, friday the 13th, shakespeare in love, and, strangely enough, singin' in the rain
• tv shows: the simpsons (especially sideshow bob!), the daily show, friends, south park
• writers: f. scott fitzgerald, jane austen, the brontes, ovid, suetonius, irvine welsh, alan warner, ernest hemingway, c.s. lewis, d.h. lawrence, margaret atwood, franz kafka, frank mccourt
• cats-- especially mine
• alligators. they kick ass.
• chicken fried steak-- yum yum yum!
• pre-raphaelite art. it shore is purty.
• clubbing, not that it's worth doing in my pissweed town.
• german class (jawohl, baby!)
• star wars collectibles in general, and my big giant cardboard darth maul stand-up in particular
• my tattoo
• the sith academy. wonderful and addictive.
• sanrio. mostly pekkle.
• big brother skateboarding magazine. i don't skate, but where else can you read about popcorn weasels and beer cheerleaders?
• maker's mark whiskey. it's the treat that can't be beat!
• my slow-ass piece-of-shit computer.
• anything 1920's-related
• the latin language. amo, amas, amat...
• sleep.

dislikes

• troubled teen music, a la limp bizkit, korn, marilyn manson
• the clock in the library computer lab at my school. don't ask.
• anime. especially that goddamn sailormoon. (sorry, bridgett :P)
• the real world. not that i don't watch it.
• chipped beef on toast. for the love of god, why?
• romantic comedies starring meg ryan and tom hanks.
• wEbPaYgEz TyPeD aNd SpElLed LyKe ThYs... It'S nOt KeWl, Y'aLl!
• being allergic to everything imaginable
• when people go "mmmm, hmmmm, ooooohmmmm" the whole time they're eating something to signify that they find it tasty. it sounds horrible, people. for the love of god, stop!
• all those aaron spelling melrose party of 90210 of your life type shows.
• people who tell racist/sexist/homophobic/xenophobic/etc etc etc jokes and then accuse you of being a politically correct thought police with a stick up your ass if you don't laugh
• poor-little-me teenagers who cultivate an image as fucked-up druggies and then bitch because their parents don't like it. of course they don't like it, dumbass! that's why you did it in the first place!